Teh Gunner's Territory

WOOAOAOOAOAHHH

2010-02-10T04:45:00.000-08:00

Yup, back. :3

First time ive posted for two consecutive months rite?

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WWWROOOOOOOONGGGG!!!! no lah jk

anyway i wan to say something...

but then i forgot...

OH WAIT I REMEMBER!

i have this new app in mah iphone called PHYZIOS WOOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAAAAOOOOHH.

And as innocent as it sounds, its not. i use its features for sick, NON innocent stuff. Heh heh heh >:3

Well ive managed to make CUM.... Which is actually water painted white BUT WHATEVER. NOW I CAN HAVE MY DAILY SUPER FRESH PROCESSED CUM ANYWHERE I GO!

Then i made some tough, gooey mucus shit... NO IM NOT EATING IT

Cause i have cum :3

lol

Then i made a silicon boob implant!! LOL IM SOOOOOO SICK. well actually it was jelly coloured peach... or as i like to call it: PEACH FLAVOURED JELLY LOL

Then i found out u could actually melt the "jelly" by pouring fire all over it...

And it tasted delicious if u want to noe... lol

Then i made a soggy biscuit! Complete with extra cum!! TASTED EXTRA DELICIOUS!!!

Wow. I am so sick.

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Think back guys, remember orientation and... well the period from Jan to Aug 09.

Was i so sick back then? lol

AHHH WHO CARES BOUT THE PAST, I HAVE CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

GLUG!

RELIVED

2010-01-21T03:36:00.000-08:00

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKKKKAYYYYYS

Time to update!

First of all, HAPPAE NEWZ YEARZ!! A bit too late for that... I would have posted this on new years day but because of this STUPID drawer near my computer that i kicked, I GOT INJURED. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!! >:(

So i had to spend the new year's countdown in pain...

Recollection: *Watching New Year Countdown on TV* "HEY TEH COUNTDOWN!! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, HAPPAE NEW YE-ARGH ARGH AHHH CRAP DAMNIT MAH TOE!!

Anyway, here are all the topics that my group and i have been talking about recently:

TF2, Scout, Bonk, PROFESSTIONALZ STANDARDSZ, BUUUUNGEEEE, LEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOYYYYYY JEEEEENKKKKIIINS, Methane (LOL, EXPLOSIVE :3), MAKE A WISH TOMMY!! (*fart* BOOOOM!!), Genevieve's recent humping of a table (LOL I TOTALLY WANT TO EXPLAIN THIS LATER XD), Gen's recent pregnancy after the table humping, LOTS OF TOUCHING INVOLED IN OLE, and more.

NOW I SHALL EXPLAIN THE TABLE HUMPING OF GEN!! MUAHAHAHA.

It all started on a Monday, when it was almost lunch time. Gen was very hungry. Then she couldnt tahan anymore. So with all her MIGHT, she loudly exclaimed: "OMG IM LIKE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HUNGRY!!!" And then she forcefully humped the table 3 times as a result of her FURIOUS hunger. I was sitting right next to her so i CLEARLY saw the WHOLE THING. YES, she stood up and FORCEFULLY HUMPED the table 3 times. It's true. Mah eyes don't lie. And i was like: "OMG LOL U HUMPED TABLE!" and she tried denying but as i already said: MAH EYES, *Points to eyes* THEY DONT LIE. >:3

Then i pointed out the fact that if i wasn't holding the half of the table she humped it would have been pushed to the middle of the classroom. lol.

The next day, she complained of stomach pains. AS AN "IMAGINARY" DOCTOR, I GUESSED, SHE WAS PREGNANT!!! Then Gen was like, WTF HOW U EVEN NOE!? And i was like: MAH IMAGINARY DOCTOR SKILLS, THEY DONT LIE. So the baby in the stomach was a mini coffee table. lol.

She wanted to "abort", but i denied. I WASNT ABOUT TO LET MY CHANCE TO PUT COFFEE ON HER TABLE BABY GET AWAY! Besides, how do u abort a table?? lolol

Then came affairs. Since Gen had the table's baby, she was somehow "Shotgun Married" to the table (LOL), and then i heard someone spotted Gen humping the whiteboard. And then she started having lots of affairs:

Affair 1: Whiteboard
Affair 2: Stapler Bullet
Affair 3: Motorcycle
Affair 4: Ferrari
Affair 5: Cow (LOL!)
Affair 6: Handdryer

Who noes what she will hump next? I wonder when the baby is coming out, Xiu Qing and I have already decided to name it Willy Woneveive and have decided to sell copies of it at IKEA. Think of the profit! $$$$ OMG I SHOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE ENOUGH TO GET L4D2 YAY!!!

MUSIK!

2009-12-18T03:46:00.000-08:00

So hows the pics? Anywayz, ive added new music to theiphone player on the left. They're all from the Call of Duty 5 World At War Nazi Zombies mode.

It does sound a bit emo (lol), bit of metal and a bit creepy too (it is supposed to be - Zombie mode remember?) so if you dont like it just switch back to the HAPPY old one, you noe that teenage crippled nanja tortiez shit? lol if only that song had a better name...

In other news tdys the start of the TF2 free weekend! So i can play tf2 for free for 2 whole days! YAY! but i got homework and that sucks :(

And i hav changed mah phone no. , ive sent the sms to all on my contact list, if you didnt recieve it because of my iphone's damn sms problem (Apple is so evil, just like infinity ward. Go Microsoft and Treyarch! But then again Microsoft's a bit retarded too... Well then go Treyarch! lol) or ur not on my contact list, just tell me in the tagboard!

Ok, back to tf2, you noe my SANDVICH is waiting for me you noe? OM NOM NOM, OM NOM.

FINALLY!!

2009-12-16T00:52:00.000-08:00

and finally:

moar!!

2009-12-16T00:51:00.000-08:00

MOARRR:

even moar!

2009-12-16T00:50:00.000-08:00

even moar:

AND MOAR

2009-12-16T00:48:00.000-08:00

and moar:

MOAR SCREENS

2009-12-16T00:46:00.000-08:00

Here's moar:

SCREENS NOW!

2009-12-16T00:40:00.000-08:00

Ok, I AM FED UP TRYING TO FIND A DOWNLOAD HOSTER so that you guys out there can download my screenshots, so since bloggers picture problem has cleared up, im gonna place all of the pictures here! So if ya like em, just right click and save it! So here goes:

RYANS POSTZ

2009-12-03T18:58:00.000-08:00

EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PEEPZ. Lol blog so dead, and ryan wants a post bout him:

RYAN RYAN RYAN RYAN RYAN RYAN RYAN RYAN RYAN

LOOK UP IN TEH SKYZORS! IS IT A PLANE? IS IT A BIRD!? IS IT MARY POPIAH!? NO ITS RYAN!!

lol rly random, there ryan u happy now?? lol its teh sch hols! and im gaming away and not caring about my blog!

Number 1 game im playing this sch hols: Call of Duty 5!

But im still damn bored sia...
i miss l4d...
THATS WHY IM GONNA GO PLAY IT NOW!! ^^

BAI! lol

dl

2009-10-21T03:40:00.000-07:00

It seems that some of u guys have problems downloading the photos! Dont worry ill go upload some where else, just dont download the current one. brb!

Screenies are done!

2009-10-18T05:50:00.000-07:00

It's done people! All of my screenshots are completed and done! Also, they are all compiled in 1 photo album file that you can download!! Here are some sneak peeks:

And many more in the photo album! So download now peoplez!! Also you will need winrar (go google it or something, remember to download the free version) If you guys got any problem, just tell me on tag board.

Download Link:http://www.ffp.spruz.com/?display=Downloads&act=get&guid=1AA85F29-1CA0-4A87-8BF1-D84E0D24D2A7

If you guys can't find winrar then just download frm here! Courtesy of me :) ---> http://download.cnet.com/WinRAR-32-bit/3000-2250_4-10007677.html

ALIVE!

2009-10-12T06:36:00.000-07:00

GASP! I AM ALIVEEE!!! Lol my blog is dead again. Sigh... now got exams. EOY so boring, cant use garrys mod (AND MAKE THOSE SCREENSHOTS I PROMISED! I forgot all about it XD)

Tell u ah, on the 15th im gonna GAME LIKE SIAO. Dismiss already, I dun care, IM GONNA RUSH HOME. Im not gonna wait for anyone except for those who are gonna game with me when i get home XD. NEED. GARRYS. MOD.

Yea so roydens gonna make some posters with his poster forge software thing. Check his facebook! Im gonna make more screenshots and posters again like the national day one. REMIND ME. That is if i forget. And my blog goes dead again...

So be sure to check my blog for the pictures! Check roydens facebook also but MY PICTURES MOAR IMPORTANT!! CHECK MY BLOG MOAR!! MOAR IMPORTANTTT!!!!!
No lah just joking go check royden's facebook his one equally as awesome as mine.

Or shud i say, SCANDALOUS? XD

D'OH.

...

Now wad?

AIYAH STUPID FRICKING RUNNY NOSE! WHY YOU COME NOW??? I TMR GOT EXAM U NOE?? SOME MOAR AFTER EXAM GOT GAMING MARATHON U NOE!? WAHLAO...

Yah so uh, REMIND ME UPDATE BLOG! Facebook me or msn me or msg me or tell me up front. If it's dead,

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OR A FARM! Random. I like mooncakes. OOOH! CHANG ER! WAIT!!

Aiyah fly up to moon already. PEANUTS.

I SAW A FIRE! LOOK A FIRE!!

And thus i end my random post here ^^

PIC :DDD

2009-08-15T05:32:00.000-07:00

People! The next picture i will be making will be coming up right after the common test, after i get my ban from gaming abolished!! So...

VOTE on what picture you want me to make! It could about be a festival or celebration coming out, teh holidayz, COMMON TESTS (this is default idea! If i dun get any suitable ideas it will be dis one!) or something else that happened in school or class or sumthing. Wadeva.

Yes, i going to need as many votes as possible cause i need ideas!!! Vote in tag board!

2009-08-09T03:14:00.000-07:00

Ok the picture's ready but blogger is acting stupid today so i've uploaded it somewhere else. Here's the link:

http://www.ffp.spruz.com/user/237818/gallery/271409/gm_flatgrass0018ndpedit.jpg

Yes, I posted it on my clan website because the picture gallery there is RELIABLE unlike blogger.

Grrr blogger, decided to act stupid on National Day, huh?
lol enjoy the picture anyway. Tell me on tagboard if there's any problem.

NDP pic!!

2009-08-08T21:06:00.000-07:00

Hey guyz ur in fer a special treat - im gonna use my com game to make diff pictures related to, uhhh, wadever thing that has jus happened. Im working on the NDP picture so stay tuned :D

NDP TMRW :D

2009-08-08T05:09:00.000-07:00

Hayz peoples tmr iz NDP (lol almost wanted to type NPCC. WHEN THEN CAN WEAR UNIFORM?? CHAO HONG ANSWER MEEE!!!!) so uhhh, dunno why this week so lucky. First on thursday my Chinese home tuition CANCELED!! then after that the next day is school NDP celebration. Then Mr Fong say chinese test postpone to wednesday (supposed be on tuesday, 1 day only but who cares? Still can slack XD) Then today, saturday, supposed have Maths and Sci home tuition but u noe wad happened? CANCELLED AHAHAHAHA!!! but then the teacher say wan to postpone to monday and then i was sad again. :( lol. Mus be national day very lucky. YAYZ SINGAPORE I LUVZ U (cause u cancel all my tuition and test so i can SLACK by gaming lol) HAPPY BDAE SG!!! Here's ur cake!

OH NOES THE CAKE IS A LIE!!! lol. Happy National Day :D

lol update again

2009-08-06T03:25:00.000-07:00

Heyyyy, for the first time, i have updated my blog 2 days since the last update! Sweeeeeeet. Ok for today IMMA gonna clarify some stuff:

Regarding Songs: Lol. The main song ur hearing now is frm Ninja Turtles. I dun play that. Yes i noe its lame lol. But the SONG (main focus here :D :D) is awesome. Remember, MAIN FOCUS -----> THE SONG FROM THE GAME and NOT MAIN FOCUS ------> THE GAME ITSELF. I dun play it anyway. How i knew of it? YOUTUBE! :D

I wuz like searching thru YooTube and I came across tis song. It sounded so game show like, then again so rock like. I liked it. DLed it and now it rawks. Sooooo...
YOU SHOULD ENJOY TOO OR ELSE lol jk jk.

Anywayz(hmmm, i'm starting to realise that im using "Anywayz" in almost all of my blog posts. Hmmm...) if u dun like the song, just change to second song. CAUSE im rly proud of that song. It reminds me of BALLS OF STEEL. lol.

Its the theme of DUKE NUKEM *explosion sounds* played by MEGADETH *more explosion sounds*. Yea. It probably rocks. Cause Megadeth is R0X0R5. And the guitar rawks in the song. YEA, METAL and stuffz. But the reason i chose the ninja turtles song (ok lets be specific: TMNT Mediteranian Kamikaze OC Remix. btw, its a remix, thats why it rawks :D) is cause it sounds more happy :D than the duke nukem song. Yes, the duke nukem song is sooo R0X0R5 but it sounds kinda, erm, serious? ninja song is happiez XD

Ok anyway im like getting bored of gaming (can you believe it? An addicted gamer BORED of gaming??? Lol pigs can fly now...) and im gonna start updatez ma blog now. More oftenz. :D

Backz to topic, today is like errr, thursday and tmrw is NDP celebration and FIESTA and Racial Harmony Day and what not. So today we play Dun forget teh liricz National Day Edition (actually a bit lame lah. lol) and then Josiah wuz like standing up and "jumping around" saying "HEYZ TEACHERZ IMMA WANNA TAKE PART! IMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA WANNA TAKE PART!!!!" and then he got scolded and then he sat down. Then later teacher wan volunteer come up take part. Wesley ask Josiah take part but then he said dun wan. lol. But in the end Josiah got sing. He chose the first song: We are Singapore. Then when got blank that time, Josiah dunno how sing. Then he get answer from Bryan I think? Yah and then he get correct and he get key chain or sumthingz...

And also SOMEONE who sits beside me got a little retarded today lol. Before the dun forget the lyrics game started she started sing NDP songs with Genevieve. Its jus like her and Genevieve singing love songs but dis time is NDP songs. AGAIN. And then somehow they started to sing the DNA song. By that time I wuz like banging ma head on da table and my ears were "bleeding". lol.

Not as chaotic as Tuesday but still, makes me wanna say, WOAH WTF. lol. Buh Bai everybody. Im gonna go find something to do now...

batman lol

2009-08-04T06:04:00.000-07:00

fine fine people, IM UPDATING MA BLOG! k sooooooooooooooooooooo... I have nothing to write about, thats just great. ok cya bb bai!

nah just jk. Well, maple sucks now, totally, VERY into Sudden Attack now, Combat Arms, Wolfteam... (i hate game guard. i try patching Rakion's game guard and it says i have a FRICKING hack when i dont. And for SOME reason i cant patch my goddamn Combat Arms. Gee, that sucks.)

Anywayz, just bought like 20k @cash for Sudden Attack yesterday. Cost me like $21. Damn thats ex. So i bought it yesterday and guess what? I spend 20k from yesterday to 1k today. Lol im like a crazy spender. Im trying to strike "lottery". Cause in teh game there's this "pack" u can buy. It randomly gives u points. Max is 5mil points. AND I WANT THAT. But no luck. I keep hitting 3k, 5k, 30k, 50k. NOT EVEN 1MIL. GAHHHH. Ah who cares. At least ive got like 90k points now lol.

And so after this post, my blog will be dead again, at least for a few weeks, most is 1-2 months, until someone reminds me to update again lol. (for this post, Xiu Qing reminded me, dunno why people calling him hotcake... he doesnt even look like a hotcake... then again i dont noe wad a hotcake is... AND HOW DA HELL DID PEOPLE START CALLING ME TERESA??? lol)

Ok so im saving up for more @cash, need at least $10. COME DONATE! CLICK THE LINK IN THE SIDEBAR! nah jk jk...

well im all out of ideas now so im gonna do something random.
NANANANANANANANA BATMAN

ok im done now back to topic. School give us damn whole lot of projects. IPW project, electronic handbook project, geo project, maths journal...
Hate em all. Wastes my time lol. What time u ask? Oh u noe... GAMING yes GAMING.

Oooh and one more important thing to type bout'. Alya is retarded today. :) After MT class she sat down and then started to make a "PFFT" sound for 5 minutes. Then she started singing love songs. Then she laughed like crazy. Then recess. After recess she "proposed" to Genevieve, got "married" to her for 5 min, then said, "I'm sorry but our relationship cannot work out anymore. I no longer have a place for you in my heart.", "divorced" with her for like ten min, started singing more love songs, sang a song about heroes and shit, once again "proposed" to her, started saying romantic stuff to her, sang more songs, "divorced" again, started "proposing" to Rachel this time, laughed like a donkey, then she started to be emo, cut her wrist with Royden's rusty penknife, bleeded, cleaned the blood off on a piece of paper, showed it to me and our grp members, grossed Genevieve and Rachel out, rested her head on the table, then banged it on the table, and that's when she became sane again and we started to make model DNA. lol. A chaotic Tuesday it was.

Yeah, so uhh, that enough? *Blog Audience nods heads* Ok gd uhh, THANK YOU PEOPLE AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. *Talk show music plays* lol.

DIS SO DEAD :(

2009-06-25T20:34:00.000-07:00

Well my blog is dead again. Cant blame me. Of course its dead its the blog of an addicted gamer! Wad do u think he does all the time? GAME of course im not im addicted blogger lol, anyway i change my name on msn. If u saw, u noe im ADDICTED TO MAPLE (ATP)

How? well i went to pc show and then the asiasoft people over there give me a free download disk for cabal, sudden attack, audition(i suck at it) and finally MAPLE! omg

I download then maple is i play the most thats why im ATP!!!

Soooo....
WHO PLAYS MAPLE AND IN BOOTES PLS ANSWER :(((((((

lol
ok bye need go maple OMG i lvl up from 1 to 20 in 4 days XD

BACK!

2009-05-27T23:16:00.000-07:00

:( Blog's dead! People on msn are talking 2 me asking me 2 update blog but i'mma playin 2 much call of duty world at war and gmod 10. lol.

Just came back frm school(fricking aircon not cold enough rite now!! blowing out hot air. lol) So sad cause 3 teachers gonna leave us!! DOUBLE:(

Mr Garrick (maths teacher), Mdm Nora (history) and Mdm Jamilah (english) leaving! Today, mr garrick give us farewell present: comment cards for everyone! very sad cause i read other peoples cards and they a bit "gan dong" (touching). got some people cry :(((

Now we considering whether gonna make farewell present for mr garrick. janice say dunno what, first she write on board that we must write a comment card then give back 2 mr garrick but dunno why erase...

then she say get a big board then paste farewell post it messages on it... but then i dunno whether we gonna do it or nawt. D:

anyway, if need 2 give sumthing to mr garrick 2morrow then ill rite a letter for him (in internet slang!! WOOT WOOT Double PWN) then give him. but i 2morrow in class then write. Why? cause now i want play more call of duty world at war. lol. Im so evil. >:) but then again, :(

Lucky we gotz his hp no. then can spam him! >:)
As for teh other teachers, gd luck in future schools too! :D and then again :(

Rite, back 2 cod waw buisness. gtg bb ;)

YEEEEEEHAW

2009-03-26T04:25:00.001-07:00

YEEEEHAWW IM BACK FROM TEH DEAD MAN!!! Oh no! that makez me a zombie! cannot resist, urge 2 groan!!!!! URGHHHHH!!! YABBA MAI ICING! lol feeling very retarded 2day. someone tell me how long i wuz dead on tag board plz! mai zombie instincts tingling! ugh ugh ugh ugh!
playing com all day tatz wai i so dead. but now im backz!! now i reply 2 people who talk 2 me on tagboard:

Rahmat: K ill post ASAP
Natalie: kk imma link u...
Matthew: HAHAHAHA (in chipmunk voice)
Xiu Qing: Cause im dead butt now im backz but im a zombiez URGH! YABBA MAI ICING!

Kayz, so im done typing, perhaps mai blog maight be dead again fer 1 month, i dunnoz but now im zombiez so im going 2 go bite someone! lol

lol

2009-01-28T04:41:00.000-08:00

LOL Friday CNY Celebrations wuz greatz! Meet up with so many old friends at Elias Park Pri! Matthew (his purple PE attire look very gay on him), Xiang Tian, Ranchel, Shawn and lawtz mor! Then Matthew share with me Jarens joke - During da Jap Occupation, the japs wont hurt animals, 1 dayz, Tom Dickz and Harry (Potter, lol) were being chased bai da japs. They run into an old house. Got 3 sacks in the house, first one named cat, second one dog and last one potatoes.
Tom hide in cat, Dick in dog and Harry in potato. The japs then barge in the house. They use a knife poke the cat sack. Tom say "MAO!!!" then the japs thought its a cat so they poke the dog sack. Dick say "ROOF!!!" then the japs thought its a dog so againg they go poke the last potato sack. Then guess wad Harry sayz. He sayz "POTATOEZ!!!" Me and Matthew laugh like siao(yes i know its a lame joke lol)
Btw, if u wan 2 be linked, tag plz! Or, link me first, theres a chance ill visit ur blog and link u too.
I'ma signin outz!

LOL first 1r6 post

2009-01-21T06:43:00.000-08:00

Hai, today me gonna talk about sec school for like the first time lololol. Today CCM, our malay teacher take attendance then she say zhe yu's name. Zhe Yu become Ze U lololol! Then Josiah go say ZHEEE YUUU lololol i laughed. Then he say RAHMAT! But then he not not there he in Conversational Chi then dunno got a lot of people laugh lol.

Im typing this for primary sch frenz sec sch frenz u know so i heres a post fer u:

HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

lololololol

Cya tmrw, 1R6 XD

HAY!

2009-01-21T01:55:00.000-08:00

This post is specially for those 1R6 peeps:

HAY!!!!!!

HAI HAI HAI HAI HAI!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

WOOTAGE!!! PS3 YEAH!!!

2009-01-01T02:06:00.000-08:00

Hey all, my blog is so dead ever since the last post. Ya wanna know why?? MAI DADZ GOTZ ME A PS3!!!!!! Woot woot woot woot!!!! I cant believe this is happening!! First, 3 years ago, a PSP, now, 2008/o9, PS3!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yea!
Still not very happy though, leavin EPPS and all. From 2morrow onwards i will be a NAsian. Haiz.
Lol who cares anywayz i can still play com! Only one problemo, Only can play on weekends and Friday nitez. Since now i will not be playing computer so often, i will have lotz of spare time 2 update mai blog! No longer gonna be dead anymorez!

BTW, Mao-ry Christmas and happy new yearz 2 all peepz out there!

XD

2008-11-18T20:09:00.001-08:00

Lol guys im reviving my dead blog now. PSLE was, i dunno how long but who cares its over. lol anyway lots of people tag me say my blog dead so i revive it ok? Actually i keep forgeting update my blog im spending 2 much time on computer since PSLE ended.
Crap very scared cause tomorrow PSLE results why everything related 2 PSLE got 2 ruin me lol. Anywayz very scared get low mark my maths PSLE never complete leh! Last 3 or 4 questions never do leh! 5, 4 mark question one leh!! WTF!!! Dun care im gonna keep playing my computer. W00t my blog is revived now okays??? XD

PSLE

2008-09-25T05:55:00.001-07:00

I can't believe it. PSLE on monday. I WEEK LEFT!!! Then, after 5 months, can play,

CAN PLAY COMMM!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!
WOOOO! I NEED MA' LOVERLY COM!!!! WEEEE!!!

But cannot get too excited yet cause PSLE still not over. Sigh.

I WAANNA GET OVER THIS DAMNIT PSLE WHICH STOP ME FROM PLAYING COM FOR 5 MONTHS!!!! LONGEST TIME I EVER STOP PLAYING COM!!! ARGH!!! GOING CRAZY!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!
(Head blows)

(Few Hours Later)

Hai, im back! Had minor concussion. Touch wood lah! Quick PSLE! Get over with then...

PLAY COMMMMMM!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anywayz, Jaren starting becoming crazier and crazier. This week, during 3E Journey, dunno what wrong with him, Courage boys use the stapler crossbow shoot up into the ceiling, the arrow stuck there but then Zhi Sian climb up the table retrieve it(that time me and Matthew laughing like shit), then Jaren see then... HE COPY!! He shoot up into ceiling then the arrow stuck there, in between two fans, then ask Matthew climb up retrieve the arrow, risk his life! He almost get cut by fan loh. Then Jaren become crazy again. He shoot again!! Dis time it flies through the fan while its spinning! Siao already! Then he ask Matthew climb up again and retrieve the arrow while the fan is off. Matthew refuse then run very far away! lol! Then, anywayz, I go off the fan, then suddenly Nicholas Yeo from Courage go climb up the table try and get the arrow! The fan still spinning a little bit but he try stop it. Then he go push the fan and it almost drop loh!! Whole class say WOAH! But lucky the fan nvr drop and Nicholas go retrieve the arrow.

Then, dunno what wrong with Jaren again, he let us see an optical illusion, then he say "Nice rite?" then me and Matthew say "Yea" then, he like say in a high pitched retarded voice "Thats because its an OPTICAL ILLUSION!!!!!" Me and Matthew shocked for a while then, we (again) laugh like shit.

Then Matthew ask Jaren burp ABC then Jaren say "A B C D BURRPPPP!!!!"
We laugh like shit again.

Then in chinese class today n' yesterday, he shoot at ceiling again! Arrow stuck rite? Jaren go use the dustpan try take out but cannot. In the end, at the end of chi class he go stand on the table pull it out, then quickly jump off and run back 2 class. Laugh like shit.

Then, few weeks ago, he started talking bout pinocock. Tell one lie cock grow 1metre long! GROSSS!!!!!

So thats why Jaren so crazy. Every he wil laugh AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GTG, listening to Bukkake Udon Song which u can listen on my imeem.

Sucked

2008-08-26T03:10:00.000-07:00

Today is the most fricking day for me. Prelim Maths - 71/100 ??? How the hell I get so low!?!? Oh yeah I was sick. lol, I have a reason! Prelim English - 65/95 WTF Siao ah?? Nvr get so low for english before! Lucky my parents let me play com, I hope. Nvm, tmrw my birthday party!! Woohoo! Thursday is birthday and walkathon so I going to come home all 4 S (Sticky, sweaty, shiny and smelly) and eat cake! lol!

More cats!

2008-08-23T23:31:00.000-07:00

lol, queen of france. Love that one.

Here comez them CATZ!

2008-08-23T01:12:00.001-07:00

2008-08-15T08:21:00.000-07:00

And more smileys!!! I can't stop!!

Smileys!

2008-08-15T08:17:00.000-07:00

More Smileys! Woo!

Wot?

2008-08-15T08:11:00.000-07:00

So bored. Nothing to do. Cannot play com. Cannot watch youtube. Everything also cannot. Only can type on my blog. Sian ah. Anyways, I gots me some smileys!

PSLE Oral OMFG!

2008-08-13T21:37:00.000-07:00

OMG got PSLE oral! I sure die. Just now wuz my chinese PSLE Oral! End of oral I accidentally knock my knee on the table while going out of the room!! Then sum more I said, "Woah!" Siao already! Got two examiners. One on the left look old and grumpy. One on the right look young and friendly, then again, maybe in her school she very fierce loh. Then, I thought come out from 9.45am-10.00am. I come out at 11.00am leh!! Siao! I ask my maid wait for me at 9.45am. Then come out at 11!! She scold me (a little) that she wait for 1 and a half hour! lol lol! Then tmrw oral still haven't end. English! Luckily it's english. Feel more confident. Probably dis time I won't bang my knee on the table and say "Woah!" LOLZ.

YEAH YEAH, I SIGNIN' OUT, MEH (LOVE THAT WORD LOLZ)
TEH GUNNER, TRISTON, BFCROCKS288
TEH EDN AND MEH, I'M BORED.

P.S. Vincent, I feel 1/4 singlish today and 3/4 computer language today. lol
P.S.S Yes Vincent, I'm still posting and blogging. You're not the only live blogger here. JK JK. :D

Hell on Earth! Well, at least for me!

2008-08-11T06:21:00.000-07:00

Aww crap! I'm in teh study hell! PSLE oral-3 days away! Teacher from other school never meet before! Surely die! Sia, die lah! Then it ain't over! 1-2 weeks later-Prelim!! Siao ah! Aiyah, why MOE like that!? So stress us lah! Make me cannot play com! For months some more! This is teh longest time I've ever stopped playing com leh! Then some more October got PSLE!!! Siao! We all gone siao already! Not only timing siao, ok?! -.-" Diaoz!!!
MOE ahh! Why give us 2 exams, some more timing so squeezed! If prelim is only a harder replica of PSLE, why don't just give us PSLE? Haiz! No offence MOE! lolz! lolz, 9pm tv show on channel 8 on tv right now, very noisy. Got piano playing sad background music, then got women yelling at each other, slapping each other also! lol! Also got one man yelling, "Stop it!" in chinese. lol!
Now got nothing to write, no idea. lolz ending post right here.

TEH EDN, AGAIN
I'MA SIGNIN' OFF
TEH GUNNER, TRISTON, BFCROCKS288 OR WHATEVA.

2008-08-06T07:09:00.001-07:00

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2008-08-06T07:03:00.000-07:00

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8 BALL GAME

2008-07-15T02:42:00.001-07:00

COOL MUSIC MAN!

2008-07-07T03:04:00.000-07:00

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Another day, another attempt at a game!!!!

2008-07-07T02:53:00.000-07:00

LOL, just played Super Crazy Guitar Maniac 3, one of teh coolest rythm game in the web! My parents think it's a guitar game, cause it is! lol lame i know, but at least i get a chance at one of the most helpful games (BF2 and my other fps games, ma' parents think are "uneducated" well they aren't cause it payed off when i was shootin' air guns last time!). Also, I tried a few other games that looked "educational" and ma' parents didn't noticed! lol! Nah, maybe those games really are educational cause, cause, nvm! At least i had some frick outta it!

LOL I'm Frickin' bored!

2008-06-17T06:45:00.000-07:00

Damn. So frickin' bored. lol. At least tmrw my m8s are comin'! For a recordin' project. Yawn lolz. Sheesh so frickin bored!BTW Check out my class blog: 6-diligence08.blogspot.com/

Lame and fricked up rite? lolz i agree. It's run by 2 wacked girls lolz. Lucklily this blog is run by me! Totally dedicated to non-smacktarded boys :) lolz

Both girls are crazed about Narnia. Yes that lame frickin movie :) Fricked up bout' that Edmund Pevensie. Does he look great? lolz I dunno don't ask me but those 2 whacks (lol) are crazy about him. "Ohhhh Edmund! He's so brave and strong! And handsome too!" said the whacks lolz!

"btw i'm gonna bash my head on the wall untill a crack shaped like edmund's head appears!" said teh whacks rofl! And so they spent teh rest of their life bang their head's on teh wall lolz.

TEH EDN,
LOLZ

Download Xfire!

2008-06-16T06:57:00.000-07:00

If ya' don't have xfire download it yo! It's great! Just read teh link!

End Ban ------> 3 months away!!!

2008-06-16T06:52:00.000-07:00

Teh frickin' ban ain't off yet! Only till' 3 months later (October) then ma' frickin' parents take teh ban off cause' ma' exams are frickin' ova and i can play till i frick up yo! Frickin plz hurry up to October ma' BF2 Sandbox and COD4 are waitin' for ma'! Frickin' frick'! lol :S

Mac Ingram 10

2008-06-14T03:08:00.000-07:00

Please don't shoot me oh nvm hey that hurt ya' know (dies) lolz

YIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!VOOOOOOOM!

2008-06-13T08:09:00.000-07:00

DUDE WATCH WHERE YOU'RE POINTING THAT MINIGUN OH WAIT NVM I'M FULL OF HOLES ALREADY. lolz :D

OMFG! I'm on teh fire!

2008-06-13T08:05:00.000-07:00

HELP ME I WAS PLAYING WITH TEH C4 AND OH NVM I ALREADY VAPOURISED. lolz :)

Teh Frickin Ban

2008-06-13T07:34:00.000-07:00

I can't frickin' play teh com' till October. Ya' know why? Frickin PSLE Exams!! Gotta go study study study! Pisses me teh frick off man! Remedial lessons on Monday n' Tuesday. Frickin'! Ah what teh heck, haven't seen ma' m8s in a long time! June holidays and I can't play teh frickin' com'. My m8 defaultdolphin99 (real name Justin Koh) can play teh frickin best game in teh frickin world (that's bf2) but I can't frickin' play it!! Frickin' piece of frickin' shit!

P.S. If you're not noticing that i'm using too many fricks then i guess you're pretty much as fricked up as I am. Come on let's say this all together -----> FRICK!

- [TPD]bfcrocks288