& put your footprints on // Wednesday, February 10, 2010 &

Yup, back. :3

First time ive posted for two consecutive months rite?


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WWWROOOOOOOONGGGG!!!! no lah jk

anyway i wan to say something...

but then i forgot...

OH WAIT I REMEMBER!

i have this new app in mah iphone called PHYZIOS WOOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAAAAOOOOHH.

And as innocent as it sounds, its not. i use its features for sick, NON innocent stuff. Heh heh heh >:3

Well ive managed to make CUM.... Which is actually water painted white BUT WHATEVER. NOW I CAN HAVE MY DAILY SUPER FRESH PROCESSED CUM ANYWHERE I GO!

Then i made some tough, gooey mucus shit... NO IM NOT EATING IT

Cause i have cum :3

lol

Then i made a silicon boob implant!! LOL IM SOOOOOO SICK. well actually it was jelly coloured peach... or as i like to call it: PEACH FLAVOURED JELLY LOL

Then i found out u could actually melt the "jelly" by pouring fire all over it...

And it tasted delicious if u want to noe... lol

Then i made a soggy biscuit! Complete with extra cum!! TASTED EXTRA DELICIOUS!!!



Wow. I am so sick.

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Think back guys, remember orientation and... well the period from Jan to Aug 09.

Was i so sick back then? lol

AHHH WHO CARES BOUT THE PAST, I HAVE CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

GLUG!

& put your footprints on // Thursday, January 21, 2010 &

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKKKKAYYYYYS

Time to update!

First of all, HAPPAE NEWZ YEARZ!! A bit too late for that... I would have posted this on new years day but because of this STUPID drawer near my computer that i kicked, I GOT INJURED. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!! >:(

So i had to spend the new year's countdown in pain...

Recollection: *Watching New Year Countdown on TV* "HEY TEH COUNTDOWN!! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, HAPPAE NEW YE-ARGH ARGH AHHH CRAP DAMNIT MAH TOE!!

Anyway, here are all the topics that my group and i have been talking about recently:

TF2, Scout, Bonk, PROFESSTIONALZ STANDARDSZ, BUUUUNGEEEE, LEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOYYYYYY JEEEEENKKKKIIINS, Methane (LOL, EXPLOSIVE :3), MAKE A WISH TOMMY!! (*fart* BOOOOM!!), Genevieve's recent humping of a table (LOL I TOTALLY WANT TO EXPLAIN THIS LATER XD), Gen's recent pregnancy after the table humping, LOTS OF TOUCHING INVOLED IN OLE, and more.

NOW I SHALL EXPLAIN THE TABLE HUMPING OF GEN!! MUAHAHAHA.

It all started on a Monday, when it was almost lunch time. Gen was very hungry. Then she couldnt tahan anymore. So with all her MIGHT, she loudly exclaimed: "OMG IM LIKE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HUNGRY!!!" And then she forcefully humped the table 3 times as a result of her FURIOUS hunger. I was sitting right next to her so i CLEARLY saw the WHOLE THING. YES, she stood up and FORCEFULLY HUMPED the table 3 times. It's true. Mah eyes don't lie. And i was like: "OMG LOL U HUMPED TABLE!" and she tried denying but as i already said: MAH EYES, *Points to eyes* THEY DONT LIE. >:3

Then i pointed out the fact that if i wasn't holding the half of the table she humped it would have been pushed to the middle of the classroom. lol.

The next day, she complained of stomach pains. AS AN "IMAGINARY" DOCTOR, I GUESSED, SHE WAS PREGNANT!!! Then Gen was like, WTF HOW U EVEN NOE!? And i was like: MAH IMAGINARY DOCTOR SKILLS, THEY DONT LIE. So the baby in the stomach was a mini coffee table. lol.

She wanted to "abort", but i denied. I WASNT ABOUT TO LET MY CHANCE TO PUT COFFEE ON HER TABLE BABY GET AWAY! Besides, how do u abort a table?? lolol

Then came affairs. Since Gen had the table's baby, she was somehow "Shotgun Married" to the table (LOL), and then i heard someone spotted Gen humping the whiteboard. And then she started having lots of affairs:

Affair 1: Whiteboard
Affair 2: Stapler Bullet
Affair 3: Motorcycle
Affair 4: Ferrari
Affair 5: Cow (LOL!)
Affair 6: Handdryer

Who noes what she will hump next? I wonder when the baby is coming out, Xiu Qing and I have already decided to name it Willy Woneveive and have decided to sell copies of it at IKEA. Think of the profit! $$$$ OMG I SHOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE ENOUGH TO GET L4D2 YAY!!!

& put your footprints on // Friday, December 18, 2009 &

So hows the pics? Anywayz, ive added new music to theiphone player on the left. They're all from the Call of Duty 5 World At War Nazi Zombies mode.

It does sound a bit emo (lol), bit of metal and a bit creepy too (it is supposed to be - Zombie mode remember?) so if you dont like it just switch back to the HAPPY old one, you noe that teenage crippled nanja tortiez shit? lol if only that song had a better name...

In other news tdys the start of the TF2 free weekend! So i can play tf2 for free for 2 whole days! YAY! but i got homework and that sucks :(

And i hav changed mah phone no. , ive sent the sms to all on my contact list, if you didnt recieve it because of my iphone's damn sms problem (Apple is so evil, just like infinity ward. Go Microsoft and Treyarch! But then again Microsoft's a bit retarded too... Well then go Treyarch! lol) or ur not on my contact list, just tell me in the tagboard!

Ok, back to tf2, you noe my SANDVICH is waiting for me you noe? OM NOM NOM, OM NOM.

& put your footprints on // Wednesday, December 16, 2009 &

and finally:

MOARRR:

even moar:

and moar: